Clemens Rockets Away

After testifying before Congress regarding use/non-use of steriods, Roger Clemens flew to Vienna where he was the keynote speaker at a United Nations conference on how to end human trafficking. The Rocket was then whisked to Caracas where he joined a group of celebrities, including Shakira and Jennifer Lopez, protesting Venezeula's ban on singer Alejandoro Sanz. The Spanish crooner apparently made an untoward remark concerning Presidente Chavez, and the big Texas fireballer wanted to help bring the two sides together. I predict Clemens will become the first Nobel Peace Prize winning American Leaguer.