Sunday, January 13, 2008

Zoo Stories

High winds, heavy surf

A broke heart

Kenya

Benazir

The broke-neck giraffe in the sbzoo


 

If Bill and Hillary

Are the "comeback kids"

Is Obama the "Say Hey Kid?"


 

And speaking of San Francisco

The day before the tiger

Broke free and killed a guy,

There were reports from China

About skinned and beheaded tigers,

Siberian, just like the San Francisco cat,

"Lack of funds has been blamed

For a number of macabre incidents involving tigers

In zoos in China."

"Last week, a female Siberian tiger was found dead at the zoo, with her skin, head and legs missing. Police are looking for the killers."

Coincidence?

I doubt it.

Some weird kind of payback is more like it.


 

News reports within days of each other:

The city of Seattle is designating and preserving

A Denny's restaurant

As an official cultural icon.

An explosion destroyed a Denny's restaurant in

South Lake Tahoe,California.

Coincidence?

I doubt it.

People who don't like Denny's acting out.


 

Finally,

True or False: News of the death of Sir Edmund Hillary resulted in a 2 percent sympathy vote spike for Ms. Clinton.


 


 

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